Archive for September, 2006

I Dream Of Genie

Friday, September 29th, 2006

While browsing the net today I found this site, Seat Guru, which I must say is damn cool! It lets you lookup the seating plans for every aircraft of a particular Airline and gives you detailed information about each seat by mousing over it. The seat information includes seat pitch/width, entertainment options, which seats have restricted leg room or restricted recline, and the proximately to noisy babies and smelly toilets. With the aid of this information I have now booked the best seats in house, rock on!!

Lazy Sundays

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

Today was the first sunny weekend we’ve had since last summer. So not to waste this ideal opportunity to increase my risk of skin cancer, we cruised over to Raglan—a small coastal town, famous for its Manu Bay surf break—for a day at the beach. I recently bought a new digital camera that can take DV quality video with sound, a big step up from my previous camera.

Name Sake

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Looks like someone has gone to the effort of posting all of Uncle Traveling Matt’s reports of Outer Space on the Internet, complete with pictures from the Fraggle Rock DVD’s!

Postcards from Traveling Matt

First Steps

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Baby Goat

Well in the first steps of my move, also known as Operation Goat, (why on earth is it called operation goat?! well, originally i was planning on moving to a place where there was lots pastures, shepherds, and um, goats. However, I’ve since decided that was a very silly idea, and I’m not going anywhere near there… so anyway), and put everything I’ve had in storage up for auction on TradeMe. Now, if you live outside of New Zealand, you’ll probably never have heard of TradeMe (think eBay, but with nicer graphics), but it’s big here, in fact it accounts for 60% of the entire country of New Zealand’s Internet traffic and is banned/blocked in many workplaces.

My friend Stoo happens to work for TradeMe and on his advice I’ve put everything up on $1 reserve (€0.50). The logic behind this is people are more likely to bid on $1 reserve auctions, and once you’ve bid on something there’s more commitment to try to win the auction. This hopefully will mean, if there’s two or more bidders the price will escalate quite quickly. Of course, this is just the theory and I’m waiting with bated breath to see the final result.

Baby Goat

The reason for the clean out, apart from my eventual move, is my mum is moving house at the end of the year and she is cleaning out the cupboards/spare room/basement beforehand. All of us have to go through our junk and either throw it out or move it before then. Granted that most the stuff I’m selling I’ve haven’t looked at in years, so it’s not really of great concern what the auctions close for—though more money is always better, lol.

Physiologically though, the sorting through everything—old school/university stuff and other clutter that seems to accumulate over the years—and throwing the bulk of it out, was kind of like putting the past behind me and moving on so to speak. I’m looking forward to a fresh start and the new challenges of the coming year, and this was a good step in that direction.

JavaScript Performance in Trident (IE)

Monday, September 11th, 2006

From the MSDN IE Blog… Most of these are common sense, but it’s sometimes good to have a little reminder.

IEBlog: JavaScript Performance Recommendations – Part 1

The Taming Of The Shrew

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

Probably the most used and least understood application in the world is Microsoft Word. Like many people my knowledge of Word was limited to the bare minimum required to get the job done. Since I never did anything extensive with it there was little motivation for me to learn how to use it properly, until now…

I’ve been working a Polices and Procedures training manual for my company that was becoming a rather large document and Word has been slowly driving me to distraction, formatting that wouldn’t go away and headings that wouldn’t revert. The final straw was the word “Error!” appearing in a grey box in the middle of document all by itself—document corruption was the last thing I needed… So I decided enough was enough, I was going to tame this beast and make it work properly for me.

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Will The Real Matt Please Stand Up…

Friday, September 8th, 2006

If you’ve ever had the inclination to google me, I’d like to say that 99.99% of the results that match “matt gifford” are not me. The point is further confused because there are several other web developers with the exact same name—yes the world is a strange place, lol.

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Nightmares

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

Nightmares

I had the worst night’s sleep in the history of the world ever last night… I woke up at 4.30am this morning freezing cold (the duvet had fallen off), after having the scariest dream ever, which was totally arse because, 1. I’m far too old to be having nightmares and 2. I couldn’t get back to sleep for ages—and embarrassingly had to close wardrobe door.

I was in this old house with a group of people I didn’t know, where years ago these other people had been imprisoned and burnt alive. It was kind of Victorian style and almost completely pitch black inside, velvet curtains, stuffed animals on the walls, and all this gold/silver & jewels that we were told not to touch because it belonged to the aforementioned dead people—the person that told us this then promptly vanished. The light switches were made of carved bone that when switched, didn’t turn on lights but made parts of the house move around, as we walked through the house you could feel the chill of things following you, behind, just out of sight…

Within the house people seemed to gain psychic powers, I remember holding out my hand (palm facing out) and moving a pot of Blistex away from me and back across the floor by concentrating really hard and visualising it in my mind—I did however watch a Scrubs episode about Harry Potter last night though, hmmm… This dream seemed to take the scariest parts of every movie I’ve ever seen and roll it into a one weird juxtaposition.

In the end we went to see this lady, in this dark drawing room that could help us get out of the house but when she turned around, it was the librarian from Ghostbusters! …it was then with a gasp that I woke up.

(incidentally this librarian also scared the bejesus out of me when I was seven)

Masquerade Ball

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

Last night I accompanied my baby sister to the Great Race Masquerade Ball at Waikato University with my mum and her partner.



Me con mia mamma e sorella piccola

Sheep & Starbucks

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

Hick Farming Town

 A Thousand Words

Sheep on a ute, in the middle of the city, right outside Starbucks… and they say Hamilton isn’t a hick farming town.

…I rest my case

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