Uncle Travelling Matt .com — the personal site of Matt Gifford

This dodgy keyboard of mine turns the word ‘blog’ into ‘bog’ if I don’t hit the L key hard enough. Is this a reflection of the quality of the vast majority of blogs out there or is it pure coincidence?
It reminds me of the Bog of Eternal Stench in Labyrinth, where Bowie wears tights and seems to have put his finger in the power socket. Why is it that British power sockets are so huge, and why do I always forget when I go to plug my cellphone in without the adapter?
I’m looking forward to having a new phone, be great to have one that actually has the numbers on the keys. It’s lasted a long time though, unlike some socks that I got recently that are already wearing through.
It’ll be nice to buy some shoes that don’t require socks, I’m looking forward to getting some heels, I may turn into a shoe junkie, lots of different colours, I’m already thinking of ones that will go with the awesome black vintage dress I bought yesterday…
Vintage clothes are so fun but sooo expensive, should really look at more op shops, really the difference between vintage and secondhand is a 0 on the price tag.
I’m really freaking tired, in fact have passed the point of being merely tired, no doubt I’ll do what I did last night in a similar state which was start laughing for no particular reason (though maybe it was the word ‘rudimentary’ – oh dear, there I go giggling again and it makes *someone* think I’m up to something) and wonder if I’m going insane.
Yup.